- Smile kid

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im-mr-brightside:

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

if im a dad, i will be this girls dad.

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

orlandobloomers:

it’s 2013 and the universe is still pretty freaked out about women having nipples

(via pizz4s)

christophercolferrr:

crissdaren:

christophercolferrr:

christophercolferrr:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

it hit 56k

IOM ALUGINH SO HARd at YOU GRACEOMFG

i hate u

(Source: willsherod, via takinoverswag)